Thursday, August 21, 2008
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Adventures in misspelling
Monday, August 11, 2008
Tourist fails to remember how a fork got stuck in her head…

I don’t know why the first image to come to my mind when I read this headline was of someone stabbing themselves in the head with a fork and hollering to everyone else in the room "Hey, y'all watch this!" I must admit though that I am a little behind on my dining etiquette. Which fork would one use to impale himself in the head? The cocktail, salad or dinner fork?
Defiantly a question for Miss Manners.
Defiantly a question for Miss Manners.
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Posted on Mon, Aug. 11, 2008
Woman hospitalized with fork in head
By Mike Cherneymcherney@thesunnews.com
A 54-year-old N.C. woman with a fork in her head was taken to the hospital in stable condition from a Myrtle Beach hotel on Monday afternoon after she told police the fork must have been thrown from a balcony above.
Police were unable to locate surveillance cameras or anybody that saw the incident. The case has been closed, according to a police report.
The woman told police she felt a sharp pain on top of her head as she walked out of a restaurant at the Palace Resort at 1605 S. Ocean Boulevard, the police report said. She said she did not hear or see anything unusual.
The woman's daughter told police that her mother called her after leaving her hotel room at the resort and said that she fell and was hurt. The daughter met her mother in the lobby of the hotel, where she saw a fork sticking out of her mother's head, police said.
In the lobby, the woman asked a hotel clerk for water to take her pain medication. In the police report, an officer said the woman was in possession of several prescription medications she said were for pain.
Woman hospitalized with fork in head
By Mike Cherneymcherney@thesunnews.com
A 54-year-old N.C. woman with a fork in her head was taken to the hospital in stable condition from a Myrtle Beach hotel on Monday afternoon after she told police the fork must have been thrown from a balcony above.
Police were unable to locate surveillance cameras or anybody that saw the incident. The case has been closed, according to a police report.
The woman told police she felt a sharp pain on top of her head as she walked out of a restaurant at the Palace Resort at 1605 S. Ocean Boulevard, the police report said. She said she did not hear or see anything unusual.
The woman's daughter told police that her mother called her after leaving her hotel room at the resort and said that she fell and was hurt. The daughter met her mother in the lobby of the hotel, where she saw a fork sticking out of her mother's head, police said.
In the lobby, the woman asked a hotel clerk for water to take her pain medication. In the police report, an officer said the woman was in possession of several prescription medications she said were for pain.
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Friday, August 8, 2008
Bad: Stealing copper from the Chamber of Commerce
Worse: The Chamber is located right beside the police department.
“Sorry, we were on our break”

Copper thieves steal from chamber
Tonya Roottroot@thesunnews.com
Police are investigating the theft of copper gutters and down spouts from the Conway Area Chamber of Commerce building, according to a Conway police report.
The thefts occurred between 12:40 p.m. Sunday and 12:51 p.m. Monday at the building located at 203 Main St., the report showed.
About 140 feet of gutters and several down spouts all made of copper were reported missing, the report showed.
Tonya Roottroot@thesunnews.com
Police are investigating the theft of copper gutters and down spouts from the Conway Area Chamber of Commerce building, according to a Conway police report.
The thefts occurred between 12:40 p.m. Sunday and 12:51 p.m. Monday at the building located at 203 Main St., the report showed.
About 140 feet of gutters and several down spouts all made of copper were reported missing, the report showed.
The Chamber offices are located beside the Conway Police Department.
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Outer Myrtle
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Oh boy, an exerisce room!

Maybe we should take up a collection and get the people at the Quality Inn on Ocean Blvd. a dictionary.
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Adventures in misspelling
Friday, August 1, 2008
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