M-O-O-N, That Spells Moon

In yet another segment of hard-hitting investigative reporting straight from the Sun News it appears that some rebel has dared to show her bare bottom to the employees of the Carolina Forest McDonalds. Thank goodness they decided not to include a picture as evidence as nobody really wants to see it anyway. It never fails. Some kids try and have a fun rump 'round the city mooning people, and then someone has to go and call the cops. This just goes to show that mooning is serious business and should not be attempted by amateurs. She should have crossed the waterway and come on over to Socastee and dropped her pants. We’re a little more open-minded in these parts.


I say just taser her repeatedly and let her go.


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