Do you have the ability to score some crack? Your approved for a new Kia !!!!

All right everybody let’s all repeat this together: Drugs are bad, ok. Now, with that out of the way we can go ahead and make fun of this woman.

Just when I thought that I heard it all along comes a whole new level of dumbness. If you meet a stranger with two prostitutes and 20 minutes later give them the keys to your new car so they can buy crack, don't expect them to come back with the crack or your new car
The car's owner is obviously not responsible enough to be safely driving our nation's roads anyway so this actually worked out well for the rest of us.

I realize the woman is a crack head, so the normal rules may not apply, but you really have to wonder what possible thought process she went through: ”Hmm, I don't know this guy or the two prostitutes with him but it looks like he can score me some crack, how convenient! I shall have him pick up a few days worth of crack and maybe, just maybe sweet talk him in to getting me some cheesy fries or a little snack while they’re out in my car.” Girlfriend done thought that she found a personal valet service.

I'm just wondering why she felt it necessary to include the "promise of crack" part when she filed the police report. A stolen car is a stolen car so there would be no need to give every little detail would there? You gotta give her points for telling the truth. She might be on crack but at least she tells the truth.

You know, if we didn't have this stupid War on Drugs going on the woman could've just gone to 7-11, picked up some crack, and this whole situation would've been avoided.

Thanks a lot Reagan administration.


Man borrows car to buy crack, steals car
Myrtle Beach police are searching for a man who borrowed a vehicle to buy crack cocaine then stole the car, according to a police report.
A woman told police she met the suspect in the parking lot of the Admiral Inn last week. After a 20-minute conversation, the victim allowed the suspect to take her 2008 Kia Spectra